I just did this. Legit.
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic
this destroyed me
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
Just gonna reblog this again because I can.
time for naughty things
it’s a 40s style cover of Macklemore’s thrift shop
I’ve found my new theme song
her voice is alkhfahaoihgaoodhgi i think im in love
File under Things I Didn’t Know I Needed.
So remember like a year ago when everybody was posting those poorly made lip-biting gifs? Well I finally got around to it…
I’m a straight dude and I’m willing to admit that holy fuck that was hot. .-.
Holy fucking fuck
Fuck me, please.
Yes exactly ^