I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
Just gonna reblog this again because I can.
oh god
it’s a 40s style cover of Macklemore’s thrift shop
I’ve found my new theme song
omg
her voice is alkhfahaoihgaoodhgi i think im in love
File under Things I Didn’t Know I Needed.
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